Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt outdoors " White cursive script along

" White cursive script along the bottom reads "We Sell Spatulas

gripping an M134 minigun

with a grinning anthropomorphic moon face and radiating rays in the upper left

Baltimore's Terrapins joined the upstart Federal League in 1914

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex Sweatshirt outdoors " White cursive script alongCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.