Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex Hoodie Size:L with a white starburst seal

with a white starburst seal reading "Illegal in nine countries

Places like this defined an era before the highway moved on without them

and horizontal red stripes

Brody's cigarette aged ten years in that single moment

Slapping a government seal on a lawn chair that pinches your thigh meat is the most honest thing a municipal department has ever done

Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex Hoodie Size:L with a white starburst sealCharles De Mar's eggnog recipe lists lighter fluid as the key ingredient, and honestly, nobody at that party questioned it. A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow covered edges. A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A