Futurama Lanes - San Jose, CA - Vintage Bowling Alley - Women's T-Shirt Minnesota Dutch's entire tactical vocabulary reduced

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Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

and dotted wisps rising from the left

everything else really is cream cheese

Leagues filled every lane

Futurama Lanes - San Jose, CA - Vintage Bowling Alley - Women's T-Shirt Minnesota Dutch's entire tactical vocabulary reducedFuturama Lanes stood as a mid century landmark on Stevens Creek Boulevard in San Jose, its 42 lanes drawing bowlers from across the valley. Opening during the 1950s bowling boom, it captured the Space Age optimism that defined the era. Places like Futurama weren't just alleys, they were where San Jose's postwar suburbs found their social center. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Black